That’ll be $9.99.

You’re not the boss of me now

I mean... at their root they’re absolutely terrified of shadows.

Really thought he was gonna go with Braveheart.

That’s pretty genius. I wouldn’t have thought of that.

I mean...

Hell, at this point what Dems really need to do is keep writing all of it down.

And, apparently Jacob’s dipping his toes into fanfic erotica.

My brain:

Oh, I’ve been told it’s currently extended to the Oval so...

Olly is my everything.

I mean, if he actually gets around to it after the current meltdown he’s having on the Twitter.

Repositioning my POV to the whole obsession with the monarchy as wanting to fuck the Queen explains a lot.

Subpoena time, according to darth:

My Joker:

Welp, looks like Moscow Mitch is flagging the bus down in order to throw the growing liability under it.

Christ, he IS such a weenie, isn’t he?