I love how he snuck in a clip of the infamous “Oh, fuck you, Luigi!” at 1:10.

“I feel like a terrible person. I feel like crap. I hate that I have to live with this every day of my life. I ask God for forgiveness and I hate myself every day,” she said, in tears.

The Phantom Lat Don really explains so much, imho.

Support for impeachment has increased. It’s almost as if political leaders taking the lead on an important issue sways public opinion. I don’t know just spitballing here, guys.

You love to see it.

And even the talking points they DO muster they’ll just email them out to House Dems and THEN try to recall the email.

THE GOODEST OF BOIS.

“I opened a Pandora’s box and released a Frankenstein’s monster,” he says.

You love to see it.

And I’m here with the obvious request everyone else is thinking:

Low energy, definitely.

“I didn’t even WANT to be president, you guys!”

The “accidental” emailing of their talking points TO PELOSI’S OFFICE and the subsequent attempt to recall the email is having me SCREAMING.

“My AAHSS is killin’ me, I need help.”

Well, NOW I don’t want that cup of tea, but... thanks, Boris?

“As a citizen, I kind of hope [Trump isn’t impeached], because I think the American people would be let off the hook if Donald Trump were impeached and removed from office. And a lot of his supporters would think some sort of coup had taken place,” Comey said.

At least the Cruz’s had some of the violence.