Thank you for this.

This resonates so much. My dog love, like yours, went through too much. He’d been stray who’d been hit by a car. A little boy found him & brought him to a rescue. We were so lucky to be his forever family. He fought disability & fear to become the most loving, joyful dog I could imagine. He stayed a fighter, like your…

Sending you so much love.

He can’t help it. He’s wild. He’s untamable. He laughs at your pedestrian math as he lustily bites each last cherry, willing the pits into existence by sheer masculine life force.

Awwwww. It really is a hilarious and magnificent thing to have such devoted attention! It makes me really happy to read about how much fun you have with your saucy little dogs.

What, you don’t also luxuriate in the feeling of cocooning yourself in a turtleneck that matches your closest trusted pupae?

Urgh, you speak the truth. He gives me the shivers.

Allow me to present a superlative counter example!

Hahahaha! I can picture it...”but whyyyyy don’t you want to snuggle thiiiiscloseriiiiiightnow?!?!”

You’re so right. I also greatly admire your friend’s transparency & hope for a healthy & joyful path forward for her.

You may be on to something.

The original lemon...I breathe a heavy sigh in acknowledgement and solidarity. Thank you for this heartfelt tribute. I feel the urge to join hands and share a moment of silence.

OMG! YES! I never knew there was a world of 3 second stock videos. My life has changed forever! I laughed like a hyena at the one you posted. Did I check my own hair for damage immediately after? I dare not reveal!

Brilliant.

Nailed it.