MikePencePresentsMOTHER!
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I picture it going down like Maureen Ponderosa’s wedding. It’s a pity. Someone’s brother always spikes the party milk with bath salts & ruins it for everyone else.
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Video of his British counterpart has leaked...
What a...moving tribute to LGBTQ history and culture.
My god, I am so sorry. Read more
Heartfelt second here. Read more
I need Vicky with a V to hook me up with a cig after that...
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But of course. Ask her about rollerblading races!
Me too. This one hurts. Read more
No words. I am just so sorry. Read more
Jared’s going to slink back to his Human Farm. (TBH I think that’s also where Ivanka sources her shoe & clothing line materials.)
Me. Too. Read more
Same here! Read more
Great post, replying to bump. Read more
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Stormzy’s got the Chewing Gum connection, too.
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I hear you. But there are far, far cheaper & easier ways to unplug. (I’m not even getting into the attendant class issues, etc., embedded in the spectrum of cost & accessibility.) To wit: any non-smartphone. This option is like a Juicero.