I picture it going down like Maureen Ponderosa’s wedding. It’s a pity. Someone’s brother always spikes the party milk with bath salts & ruins it for everyone else.

Video of his British counterpart has leaked...

What a...moving tribute to LGBTQ history and culture.

My god, I am so sorry.

Heartfelt second here.

I need Vicky with a V to hook me up with a cig after that...

But of course. Ask her about rollerblading races!

Me too. This one hurts.

No words. I am just so sorry.

Jared’s going to slink back to his Human Farm. (TBH I think that’s also where Ivanka sources her shoe & clothing line materials.)

Me. Too.

Same here!

Great post, replying to bump.

Stormzy’s got the Chewing Gum connection, too.

I hear you. But there are far, far cheaper & easier ways to unplug. (I’m not even getting into the attendant class issues, etc., embedded in the spectrum of cost & accessibility.) To wit: any non-smartphone. This option is like a Juicero.