No word yet on how the LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLakers plan to approach Twitter.

Too bad this would never work for the Falllllllllllcons.

Also in trouble for exceeding its W limit? America.

Jim Harbaugh had a new job lined up before he was even fired, while the 49ers took weeks to re-hire a bunch of people nobody else wanted. That should say it all, right?

When reached for comment, Coach Tomsula replied, "Buh, uh, rusdhfkdklsddklaasdfas."

this seems like the perfect team for Silicon Valley

Far, far too many of these players are current or former Browns players... Fozzy Whittaker, Frostee Rucker, Ishmaa'ily Kitchen.....and I even think Swordless Mimetown made an appearance at QB at one point...as a Browns fan, this all saddens me greatly

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

Actually, the Sphinx was the one asking the stupid questions.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

The men met at a Miami Heat game as part of their on-going commitment to celebrate things that sports fans were really excited about in 2010.

Mayweather: "Call me"

"Here's where things get fun. First, the author goes to CAPS for the first time. Get ready for MORE caps later."

Strong take.

FRIES MUST BE EATEN FIRST. COLD MEAT IS EDIBLE. COLD FRIES ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE.

I don't think you realize how large of a role journalists (even the dumb ones) play in the popularity of a sport.

Without sports journalists, how would you know anything about your favorite team/ player? And how would you watch games?

Before Burneko arrives to tell us how to eat a bagel, why can't I have butter and cream cheese? Cut the bagel in half, butter both halves, put it under the broiler for 2 or 3 minutes until it's golden, then top with cream cheese.

I tried the same tactic while appearing at traffic court the other day.

This is awesome. There isn't a more useless group of professionals than sports journalists. All the power to him for pointing out, maybe inadvertently, the absurdly stupid corporate theater that is modern sports.