It's more of an everyday strain, not one you'd want to rely on in the clutch

only problem with the Peyton Manning is that by the playoffs it goes from potent to impotent

I still don't quite get the beast mode thing. In the original Beast Wars: Transformers cartoon the Maximals and Predicons typically used beast mode for regular travel or protection from energon radiation. Sure it could be useful but switching to robot mode let them use jet packs and rocket launchers.

The Manchester City Candidate

Neil's just feeling a bit churlish because that fucking hack Bill Nye got there first. "Science Guy my ass, more like Science Bitch if you ask me." Don't ever put those two in the same room.

That blank space that pops up when you click "reply" doesn't have to be filled in, you know.

Like the Buffalo Bills needed another excuse for not playing on Monday nights.

Good. I'm glad you liked it. Glad. You. Liked. It.

I like how you repeated "exactly why" for emphasis. It really made your point.

It was Brett Favre. Brett Favre fucked the footballs, and they lost air. With his tiny penis.

It turns out that surveillance video captured an individual inserting a tiny pin-shaped cylinder, no more than 0.75" in length and 0.02" in diameter into the footballs, resulting in the loss of air. No surprise, then, that the person of interest is Brett Favre.

Giselle. Please let it be Giselle.

Here's a great article that breaks down the number of plays to fumbles ratio between all NFL teams for 2015. The Patriots were either setting a new standard or were aided by under inflated footballs.

Serious question: what evidence are you using to suggest that it's 'de facto' allowed? I know that QBs mess their footballs, or scuff them up quite a bit, but have other QBs (past or present) stated that deflating balls after measurement is a common practice? Again, genuinely asking here.

Just so we're clear: grab balls = fine, possibly yardage penalty in the Super Bowl; deflate balls = deferred, meaningless punishment, if anything at all.

Deflategate aside, I would not be upset if something catastrophic - and likely intentional - happened to Sepp Blatter.

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

I fail to see the relevance of this post vis-a-vis the puppy bowl.

Ford: [frantically checks James' 2003 draft projection]

Greg Oden would like you to remember that he's never not looked like his "old self"