Whichever poor soul gets promoted to Hultz/May babysitting duty better get a huge raise.

Aaaaand I just realized that Fowler and Davis aren't the same guy.

This information really could have useful to Odin Lloyd.

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on these until I read "I love Ralph Wilson Stadium."

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

Prosecutor's showed surveillance footage capturing Lloyd getting into the rental car outside of his home, as well as images from Hernandez's home security cameras showing him, Ortiz, and Wallace returning to the house a few hours after having picked Lloyd up.

We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

Defense: "And that object could have been anything. It could've been an iPad. It could've been an iPhone. It could've been a remote. Anything."

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

And, out of reflex, Pats fans everywhere have already contended that every NFL team has a tight end who murders somebody, and Hernandez is being unfairly targeted because he wins all the time.

I'm no lawyer, but "That could've been anything!" doesn't seem like a strong argument.

You do realize the vast majority of Division 1 football players don't ever make it to the NFL, let alone make millions, right? The 95% of Sherman's teammates who were told they weren't "there for school" and didn't have time to focus on learning anything don't have a multimillion dollar career to go to. They just end…

Scorching hot take. You're wrong on so many levels. First, NFL contracts are pretty light on dollars and length compared to other sports (and the contracts are also not guaranteed). Second, Sherman, specifically, was a fifth round pick. (Far less money, far less likelihood of ever seeing the full value of his first…

I agree, to a point.

The difference is you can get a job, football is their job... and it doesn't pay them.

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled…

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

Ok children, let the Africans here adjudicate.