Looks more like Paul Sorvino to me.

The most amazing part of your response is your failure to comprehend that the OP is criticizing Ford

Bloodsport V: The Dark Centrifuge

I think the bear was just waiting for the camera to turn off.

It made the slap noise and everything.

Just give it a couple of years. These guys never have happy endings.

Throw Mamba from the Train

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These are my readers

My favorite is the 76ers one:

I am a massive internet embarrassment

that's connecticut

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

God told me to post that. I closed my mind and opened up my keyboard to Him.

Oh boy. Roger Goodell is going to be pissed when he finds out Lynch's dick pays the Bills.

"It was so sad to see the hopelessness in their faces, and know that they are never going to be okay," said Johnny, age eight.

I'm sure the kids had a great time hanging with Anthony Bennett. Nothing boosts self-esteem more than being surrounded by individuals in worse shape than you are.

Most Jaguars fans are used to being up at the crack of dawn, but that's because they're truck drivers.

Not only do I have to watch the Dolphins in London, they want me to wake up at 9:30 on a fucking Sunday to watch them lose a game to the fucking Jets?

Rico Gathers had 25 points and 28 rebounds. Boy, he was really Gathering those boa—-

There's this place here in Michigan called Miller's Bar.. just a hole in the wall, barely cleaned bar. People say they have the best burgers in Michigan. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT.