You don’t see the irony in electing a man who essentially ran on a platform of saving America from people like himself?

I have a job. How did he do that?

Presidential financial conflicts of interest is a liberal issue?

You know, like borscht.

Humorless? I’d love to hear a republican tell a joke who isn’t Dennis Miller.

I mean once you’ve experienced the fun of a modern VW beetle... you peaked too soon! The rest is just porridge!

That’s actually a misnomer. People without health insurance aren’t nesearily less healthy. The just have less access to healthcare. And many of them are taken care of by medicare, so they’re mortality might not be affected, they’re just burdening the public system.

As a Canadian ex-pat - the healthcare system here is awful, and we have great insurance. I think the single greatest thing you can do for morale is have the government take care of your healthcare. Americans live in constant fear of the government.

20 million Americans is about 6% of the population - and it’s only become mandatory recently. There’s no way you’d see a statistical change from that alone yet.

I’m ok with this. People are fucking idiots about the overhead bins with their giant cartoon sized carry-one that technically fit. They bring 2 weeks worth of luggage but don’t spring for the bag check.

You don’t even call them freedom fries do you?

You don’t sound like a real American to me.

“Did Lincoln run as an anti-slavery candidate? If you can’t see the conundrum here then you (we) will continue to lose.”

Can you explain what you mean by that? I’m trying to follow.

YES! I mean they’re SO open minded and respectful about my opinion on pro-choice, LGBT rights, immigration, and pussy grabbing! Stop being so disrespectful!

There’s really no need to be self conscious about this. If you don’t believe the bullshit, she’s not talking to you. Why do you think this targets you?

Oh, dude - i heard he only uses the American version of that swiss army knife with the spoon, you know, like US!

C’mon, he’s just like us! HE EATS TACO BELL (on the way to selling his name for millions of dollars in foreign on his golden airplane)

Thanks Trump!

Except in this trailer it takes a sweet song and makes it literal.