I said it on the first one and I’ll say it again - this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen and yet here I am cracking up at every delicate poke from Dom’s pencil/wand.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

My “Not involved in human trafficking” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Have fun this weekend with all of your democratic friends

My team is so irrelevant Drew actually posted my fucking email among the literal tens of us Chargers fans’ submissions. Christ.

How the fuck is it that every new article you write about our Big Wet Boy is somehow better than the last?

Let’s Remember Some Guys!

I am the Asker of the Shift Question and I cannot tell you how much this angered me and my coworkers when arguing about it.

Schefter was right.

Dude looks like if Lance Armstrong had two balls

Instant follow-up: Live Deadcast *from* Other Half?

How has there not already been a live Deadcast in NYC?

First Ballot Deadspin Hall of Fame post, this be.

I don’t know why, but I actually lol every time I see:

“Sent via the Samsung Galaxy Note5, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone”

Fun Fact, Reggie, My Dude:

One rule my family and I jokingly play is any field goal that hits the upright, aka ‘doinks’ = 4 points. Missed FG, still 0 points, made FG still 3, but hit an upright, you get 4. (Could also make made FGs 2 points, or doinks 5 points, up for debate.)

I’ve never actually watched one of these. After 30 seconds, I was yelling “BUT DID YOU GIVE BAMA *TOO* MUCH TIME TO SCORE?!?!?”

please tell me these come to you in sentence case and you manually make them all caps

xX_uRmOm420_Xx says ‘found 1 noob’

go fuck yourself