"Shit, I could have done that!"

Hayward Jablowme

I will admit I don't watch the Utah Jazz

Are we supposed to feel sympathy for this woman?

Riley Cooper now has one less teammate he will fight

A lot of belts were stolen that night, too.

Any reference from The Wire is a good reference.

This is some ridiculous white-knighting bullshit.

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

If I were Flores, I'd avoid Temecula for the next few days.

They just have to beg their fans to be fans.

I would say Arianny Celeste had a bigger role during the expansion of UFC popularity.

"I'm sorry, but she wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for the fighters. She wouldn't."

There are all sorts of people tangentially related to sports that can make more than the athletes. Of the top of my head; coaches, announcers, vendors, the owner. None of those people would have jobs if not for the athletes. But…

repeat after me: I'm never so entrapped by my own lies that my best option is to kidnap a baby.

You lied about being pregnant... It's not going to end well, it never ever does. Unless you wind up actually pregnant (but even then people are going to wonder when you hit 15 months and still haven't squeezed that baby out.)

I always see people bitching about this and it really is true: Gawker/Jez always get West Coast story details wrong. In no way is Chula Vista 45 minutes from Santa Ana. Why is California geography such a mystery?

You know you haven't schemed well when your plan B ends up being telling the cops you threw a newborn baby in a dumpster.

Yeah but can he take on an entire team comprised of Shawn Kemp's kids?