Simmons is full of "conventional wisdom" that only he actually knows about. He just makes this shit up.

Yes, it's crazy. Kyrie is better than Lillard.

How do you know Doc has a sensitive penis?

I'm pretty sure that "March Madness" was first coined by someone from St. Louis.

So true.

A woman who likes to make men "work for it" and a man desperate/obsessive enough to try does not sound like a healthy relationship.

This list is tragic.

Makes sense. By waiting until the offseason, he'll have a much better idea who this year's contenders are.

One of my dogs is a burrower. If I make the bed, she unmakes it getting back into it.

FiOS wasn't available. Slower Wi-Fi speeds. Totally no frills.

Can we finally admit that Hillary would not be a serious candidate for anything were she not the wife of a former president?

Whenever he was intentionally walked, his Angels teammates would yell "Good eye!".

Total dick move by Harden.

Larry sucks, but Piper is still essential to the show, I think, even in a reduced capacity.

Being called the Mike Tyson of any sport is praise of the highest order, especially for a fighter.

I don't ever recall hearing "The Black [insert good white player]" comparison made. I don't recall a black basketball player ever being compared to Larry Bird or Jerry West.

I thought it was funny.

Wow, you are so open-minded.

David Oyelowo deserved a nomination, and possibly the award itself for his portrayal of MLK. He was fantastic. Especially when compared to Bradley Cooper, who was nominated for putting on weight and adopting a cliche Texan accent.

I had a Pakistani friend that bought the booze.