Giving the ball to Marshawn was both the safe call, and the aggressive call at the same time.

If I ever found out that my dad skipped the Super Bowl to witness my birth, I would kick his old ass when I grew up for being such a fool.

Kickoffs should be from the 50.

Boston fans are WAY worse.

Huckabee is a joke.

Are you ok with interracial dating?

It can't be overstated how shitty of a game Green Bay played. Five turnovers, and bonehead plays when it mattered.

Samsung Galaxy S4 probably.

Sing. I have so much music in me, but I can't sing worth a damn.

Nothing like two of the whitest people in the history of mankind talking about how they like to stare in awe at black people.

Is there some NFL rule that states that John Fox must be employed as a HC at all times?

Giants, apparently.

Spoiled Giants fan?

Doc Rivers said that when he and Thibbs get together for dinner, they never talk about the championship that they won in 2008.

How can you tell a Favre concussion moment from a non-concussion moment?

Favre is the sexy, exciting, unreliable girlfriend that will try anything, but you know deep down that you can't trust her, and would be crazy to marry her. You know it can't last.

That is really fucking funny, and needs to be ungreyed, immediately.

Please tell us what does matter.

Americans loved it, but it was panned in China.

Just because he was outgoing a few years ago doesn't mean he doesn't have anxiety presently.