@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

Sounds good, I'm on my way.

I bet it sucked if you got re-captured and sent to a different prison where they play by their own set of house rules. That's so annoying.

And yes I'm seeing a therapist

Yeah. There was something about it that made it IDEAL for sick reading. Maybe because I only had to use 1% of my brain.

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

Still a better signing than Lance Stephenson.

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

First ones mine

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

That's nice, but only my mother gives me unsolicited tinder advice.

They were originally going to hire Seahawks OC Darrell Bevell, but he decided to pass.

That's so sweet

John Elway played in more Super Bowls than Montana, too. Is John Elway better than Montana because of that too?

I was thinking this playing in the background

Yep, I'm as good as fired.

Then he should have to pay the league mandated fine. The fine should not be escalating, which is the author's point.

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.