I love how both dogs seem completely un-phased by the sounds coming from this woman. Like "oh yeah, normal." Seriously though, this is amazing. I had yet to see that kind of cry in a happy context.

The dogs were the best part of the video IMHO.

You're not considering how she must sound when she cums. That's the kind of thing that could make a marriage.

It's weird because that's the same noise you make when your marriage goes down in flames.

Wow... suspending a star player for a playoff game? Merton Hanks is really sticking his neck out on this one.

What's the Ohio version of Temecula?

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

DeMarco Murray hits the whole so fast you don't even know he was there

Well said. You would think that a person who is famous because she took in a homeless black kid out of the kindness of her heart and her sense of Christian charity would get the benefit of a doubt. But fuck that, this is Gawker, we shit on EVERYONE.

As Luck would have it, the Colts' offensive line sucks.

Hochuli said he differentiated between the crown of the helmet and the hairline. The crown is the top of the helmet. The hairline is the top of the forehead.

Now if we could only get the NFL to admit that the roughing the wife and roughing the child calls were wrong.

That video shows a lot of beer being spilled by fat dudes in Raiders attire.

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

"I saw this when it first came out years ago."

That's exactly the point I have been trying to make! Sometimes "dick" just accidentally comes out?

Rondo asked Kobe to pass the salt. Kobe held onto it for 23 seconds before throwing it in the direction of the elderly couple sharing the peach cobbler.

They probably named the file as "Violent NFL Running Back". Should've been more specific.

He's just an incredible player but man his whole act seems awkwars and fake, you can actually see his teammates trying to avoid eye contact with him. He's like if Bane crossed with Kevin's bullying older brother from Home Alone and suddenly got into hip hop only he's so terrifying that nobody will tell him he can't…

I get more and more convinced that NFL Bad Lip Reading is actually pretty accurate