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Can we agree that Jimi Hendrix did the best version ever?

I actually liked the Madison Rising version, though I've never heard of them, and don't know who decided they were the "most patriotic band in America". But at least their version was original.

This version is SO much better than the original.

The only time I ever got caught was by my wife who was sleeping next to me. She woke up, said something along the lines of "let me help", and finished me off.

You were right, I did shit my dick.

My blood type is butter.

I find myself enjoying soccer and rugby over American football these days, for all the reasons that you state.

What caught us off guard is that he is kneeling on the ground about 4 feet from the TV, with a bottle of lotion on the floor next to one of his legs, the VCR remote on the floor next to the other, and a row of paper towels lined up in front of him, like some sort of spunk runway / landing strip

My wife has a huge crush on Jet Li, so...yeah, I've seen all his movies. He's badass.

If you're looking for charisma from Jet Li, you won't find it. But I'm not sure it's what you should be looking for in the first place when it comes to Jet Li.

Geez, way to over-analyze things. All I'm saying is that Barack Obama has one black parent and one white parent. Those are, of course, generalizations, as his mother is of many heritages, and his father, though Kenyan, is quite possibly of mixed heritage as well. We all are, really. And the real point was that…

Does this mean you'll stop flogging us with Jimmy Fallon videos, since he is the biggest Bill Cosby suck up on the planet?

Your comment is just a stupid the second time. There was no need to repeat it. If you think the only reason Obama won was because of the condition of the country, you are wrong. Many people were inspired by him (I personally thought he was all fluff, but whatever, who doesn't love a good story?). Obama won in 2004…

To be fair, a half-black man with an African/Muslim name and a black wife was able to be elected twice. I don't think Alamuddin will be a problem for Clooney.

He will run for President someday, but not 2016. And he'll probably have to go the Reagan route of serving in a lower political office first.

The excuse is actually a worse defense than the supposed defense he was supposedly playing.

"our coVerage is for me tO show and for DeLly to go unDer me and wE just didn't get the call right at the tiMe. Delly was suppOsed to slide undeR me and we kind of ran inTo each other."

What is going on with this thread?

It looks kinda cute on the woman.