Radio listeners thought Nixon won the debate vs. Kennedy.

Right, because that's why people read comics and watch movies based on comics - for practicality.

Is it just me, or does he look a lot like Joran Vandersloot?

I've always liked Dicks.

Ever been to Pennsylvania?

I totally agree with that. Romo has had to overcome a lot of coaching and team deficiencies during his career. In that light, his performance has been extraordinary.

He's flawed in the way Brett Favre was flawed. Gets into a gunslinger mentality sometimes and tries to force throws. Makes at least one boneheaded play per game. Nearly threw a pick 6 yesterday that would have made it 17-0 Seahawks.

Those were some of the best uniforms ever. I don't know why they changed them.

Aw, stick it in your man purse.

She's a minstrel. And her music sucks.

Romo is a flawed QB, but he is very underrated. He has had an amazing career, considering that he was underrated.

ISIS jihadists are terrified of being killed by a woman. It is very shameful for a fundamental Muslim.

I personally recommend a loaded shotgun, but in lieu of that, an unloaded shotgun is better than nothing. I'm not a big fan of the bluff myself, and wouldn't suggest it outside of the Jezebel message boards, where gun ownership is not very popular.

You are allowed to own a gun in Venice Beach. Buy one and learn how to use it. Keep it locked up and hidden during the day while you're at work (because you'll have to leave it at home - it's nearly impossible to get a CCW license in LA County). I realize you have a 4 year old, so you will have to keep it very well…

Great intro.

LOL, that's hilarious. How did you fall for that? You are a really good friend, though.

The reason none of those movies work is because the story is crap. The prose in "Gatsby" is beautiful - wonderfully written by the meticulous Fitzgerald. It totally captures the era.

Naomi Watts would've been a good choice.

I'm a married, heterosexual man. I have very few male friends. All of my closest friends are women, most of whom my wife and I are both friends with, but a few that are actually more my friends than hers. I've always preferred the company of women to men, and I have always been able to just be friends with women…

There's an old saying that the men will pat you on the ass, but the women will save it.