Dammit, WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE PANDAS?????

Welp...I have a Texas drivers license, but when I logged into my account (which I created years ago), and went to request a card, it just says “If you are a US citizen, notify your local office.” Doesn’t appear to be anywhere on the site I can contact anyone, so...screw it. Haven’t had a card for 30 years, not gonna…

“If the Donald Trump presidency has done anything for this country, it has emboldened racists and made them feel as though they don’t have to hide anymore.”

Yep. The genie is well and truly out of the bottle now. It’s always been there, but now it’s mainstream. God help us all.

Or TSA agents. They can be pretty brutal...

Or TSA agents. They can be pretty brutal...

This one has potential, because the problem I have with most travel pillows is that they are a pain in the ass to pack due to their shape and size. Last trip I strapped mine onto the front of my backpack, and it kept getting caught on every. damn. thing.

I suppose I could go the inflatable route, but they just don’t…

This one has potential, because the problem I have with most travel pillows is that they are a pain in the ass to…

Make that several idiots.

Ta-Nehisi Coates is awesome. Krista Tippett’s excellent On Being podcast had him on a few months back, and it was fantastic. Highly recommend giving that a listen.

I’ve gotten that on occasion, but what I get more often (well, not as much now but this used to be a huge thing) is the whole passive aggressive post where they tag you (or send you an email) that says “Send this back to me! If I don’t get a reply from you, then I’ll know where I really stand.” or some such. Bleah.…

OMG yes. Duck is the gift that keeps on giving.

Duck bacon.
Duck prosciutto.
Duck rillettes.

DUCK ALL THE THINGS.

I use BTB beef to make a fantastic onion dip from scratch (the Lipton packs of onion soup mix just have the powdered stuff anyway):

1 pint sour cream (full fat is always better)
1 glob (technical term) BTB beef
Garlic powder to taste
As many dried onion bits (minced, chopped, whatever) as you can stand.

Mix the hell out of…

God, yes. “You didn’t like my last post. Are you mad at me?” Guh...

Maybe use that yogurt to make a vindaloo?

Informative, yet snarky. I <3 it.

Sadly, I don’t get the reference. But the mental image is awesome.

This. When I am behaving, I follow a ketogenic diet. Low carb, moderate protein, fat to satiety. So this is good in a “not as bad as it used to be” sense, but processed food is definitely an exception vs rule kind of thing.

I think Homer Simpson said it best.

“Urge to kill...rising.”

This article was sponsored by cats, wasn’t it?

If they go on enough “dates” it might get a little red—er, rosy, yeah...

My S.O.’s nether regions are FABULOUS. And even if they weren’t, they would STILL be fabulous, because they are attached to her.

Any guy who call’s a woman’s vagina gross deserves to spend the rest of his life dating Nancy Palm and her five sisters.

I THINK it’s a firehose...aimed squarely at her naughty bits? That can’t feel too good...