Mr. Regular convinced me a long time ago that the Corolla is the perfect car for a non-car-enthusiast. He was talking about a ‘90s Corolla, but it still applies.

I legitimately fucking love that movie. No shame at all.

Why does he look like a sad, bald Elon Musk?

Completely oblivious person here. What is the obvious response?

I will 100% support this.

Honestly? A Toyota truck. Not even because of this - Pierce aside, I can’t think of anything else that’s as indestructible as a ‘Yota.

Surprised I had to scroll this far down to find this. Proof once again that Toyota trucks are inde-fucking-structable.

It actually looks better than an FJ. I like the FJ Cruiser, but its styling looks like a bunch of different size Lego bricks awkwardly jammed together.

Interesting. Did the subject closing their eyes make any difference in how long it took them to hurl?

Maybe I sound like a whiny old person here, but does anyone remember the days when cars were just...cars?

Dear god that’s an ugly fucking truck. Blecchhh. Ugh. I hate every inch of that styling. Yuck yuck yuck.

I can’t help wondering how heavy this contraption is. Nothing that stops bullets is light. I predict it will do 0-60 in five years and get 1 mile per gallon.

I’ve always loved electric cars (even as a kid, before they were commonplace) but in the past couple of years, I’ve developed an interest in Jeeps and other off-road vehicles that I didn’t have before. I think this might have had something to do with it:

Well, this is terrifying. Cool, but terrifying.

Well, this is terrifying. Cool, but terrifying.

I’m not a religious person, but Avril Lavigne’s new song “Head Above Water” is spectacular, especially knowing that she wrote it while legitimately believing she was dying of Lyme disease (which she almost was). The line “I’m too young to fall asleep” is particularly haunting.

Shit.

How about “a large, wheeled robot that uses a human as its brain”.

I think the low-hanging Cobra bumper makes it look worse than it is.