“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

Was the shit spread out on the bread, or was it an unbroken log? If it’s an unbroken log, then why even go with the 2 pieces of bread instead of a bun? Madness. You wouldn’t eat a hot dog that way.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

You know who else steals food and wallets? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

I love the clarifier there. “Did CC “Giant Fatass Pig” (due to his size) Sabbathia retire?”

And Iran

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

I was out of blueberries so I used blue marbles instead. These muffins are terrible. One star.

Clark should be in the “Best Mascot” category, for his gloriously furry C&B.

He’s like the Jimmy Dean mascot...with some sort of palsy.

These are all great options, but I’m damned if that sun doesn’t make me crack up every time I see it.

Process Server: Mr Manziel? You’ve just been served.

I plan to establish that before a jury of his peers. Now to find 12 mass murderers.

lol this

They come in at a jog and they have to know when designing stadiums that this will be an outcome on occasion, yet they still do it.

But yeah, if it was about a real fight, they’d just fight out there on their own. Can you imagine if one team just went pirate-style like boarding a ship and just climbed into the…

The best part is when the bullpens run to the brawl from the outfield...right next to each other