Thanks for the article - you just saved me quite a bit of money! 

Where are you getting this: “If you’re eligible for the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program, the next six months will count toward your 120 payments.”?

(Sorry if you mentioned this in the video - I’m at work and can’t listen)

Not to mention commercial-grade toilet paper is beyond terrible. If it requires more than three wipes, I’m leaving that stall with a bloody asshole and shit still in there.

Thanks! Excited to try this out tonight.

Maybe (probably?) a dumb question, but would this keep indefinitely (with this texture)?

Three words: Hot Ham Water

McCarthy is definitely an alpha male.

Just finished, so sorry for replying to this a couple weeks later, but EXACTLY!

Have you tried Dickey’s BBQ sauce? It is far and away my favorite. Their actual BBQ is pretty trash, but that sauce....

This will go down as the most correct take of 2018. Quite possibly of the decade.

It happened in July. The video didn’t come to light to the public (the police, of course, knew about it immediately) until last week.

This is objective fact. On all counts.

I just checked mine that I got 4 years ago and it’s showing I’m at 5%, so they’re also updating old cards.

Chili and cinnamon rolls was on the lunch menu every month in Southern Idaho. I’d forgotten all about it until now. What I really miss is the neon yellow gravy with cubes of “turkey” and mashed potatoes. That was always my favorite.

Exactly! That’s why this category needs a better explanation of what “worst” means. The is bad, but it’s so bad that like you said, I crack up too every time I see it. So how can a mascot that makes me laugh be considered the worst. And on that point, for Clark, are we considering him with or without cock ‘n balls?…

Dammit, I just saw my typo. I meant *can’t. That’s what I get for posting during my first thing in the morning dump where I’m still half asleep. I guess during that time I can’t have both my asshole and my brain functioning at 100%.

The problem with stats like that is they can account for his throw-it-up-like-he’s-intentionally-acting-like-he’s-never-seen-a-basketball-game-in-his-life runner and the laughs that brings. You can’t put a value on that.

I’m from Idaho and knew exactly what you meant. I still say ‘put that up.’ Then again, being from Idaho, I suppose I’m just lucky to know how to spell ‘up.’

These probation agencies who make their recommendations are a complete joke. I deal with this directly. Many of them will call the victim one or two days before their report is due, (surprisingly!) the victim doesn’t answer because it’s the middle of the work day and when they try returning the call (surprisingly!) no…