Regarding the standing versus sitting thing: I used to be a stander. For as long as I could remember wiping my ass I stood. Then 9 years ago, at 23, I got what I thought was the brilliant idea to wipe while sitting down. It was a decision made out of pure laziness, and I was hooked. HOWEVER, I wipe from the front (I…

Thank you for clarifying that...since I was too. I guess my snark isn’t deadspin worthy.

Don’t shame people for ditching their workout when they see free pizza...at a gym. Shame them for doing deadlifts...at a gym!

“And for someone who’s raised Mormon, you sure have an interesting vocabulary.”

Should I upgrade to an AC router? I’m definitely not a power user by any means. We have the 50 mb/s plan from Comcast, and occasionally actually hit that speed! We have a couple laptops, an iPad 2, a nexus 7 (2013), 2 phones (iPhone 6s and LG G2) 2 firesticks, a Chromecast (1st gen), a dish hopper with sling, and a…

Should I upgrade to an AC router? I’m definitely not a power user by any means. We have the 50 mb/s plan from…