And our current President feared Vince had actually been killed.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

Excellent reference to an underappreciated film (not going to argue that it’s fine cinema, but there are an awful lot of worse ways to spend two hours on a Saturday afternoon).

How do I star this ninety times

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Duke vs Notre Dame is one of those Stalin/Hitler things huh

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

Oh, eat a dick.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

What she said right before that clip prob rings true for many old Cubs fans. She had a brother die in the war, another was a POW for 21 months, had 2 other siblings, all hugs Cubs fans...and shes the only one left. Here’s hoping the Cubs can get 4 more W’s so she can celebrate what her siblings never had the chance to.

For fuck sake take your sjw bullshit and stuff it up your ass. INDIANS INDIANS INDIANS!

She gets a standing ovation

F5 is a DDT just transitioned from a firemans carry. And since the DDT is awesome, the F5 is awesome via the transitive property