Pardon me for not knowing but does “Our time was 10:55.166" mean 10 hours or 10 minutes?

“...to the southeast Indiana backwoods.” Hey, wait a minute... *realizes I live in Indiana and it’s accurate* Yeah, ok.

Chris Sale gonna Chris Sale.

Last 2 PPV matches? Try every match he’s had since his main roster debut in 2013. Dude is completely useless and boring at this point. Any time they even attempt to make him relevant he turns around and loses a match and looks like a fool and has to start back from scratch. It’s like listening to a record player…

HEAD! MOVE!

Thanks for sharing the high school girls twitter handle guys, I’m sure no one is going to look her up and then creep on her themselves or anything...

After he jacked another donger last night and the announcers made a huge deal about him (yet again) my immediate response was “Yeah, steroids will help you do that.” Come on. His highest profile teammate is Ryan “I’ve Been Suspended More Than Once for PED’s” Braun. Dude is definitely on something and his bulked up…

Well....bye.

Given that the KKK started here, that sounds about right.

Oh, good, you can count.

We’ve got movie sign?

WE’VE GOT MOVIE SIIIIIGGGGNNNNN!!!!!

Hey, little Sabryna and Jaxtyn have a right to have Facebook accounts just like everyone else!

EVERY TIME WITH THE GODDAMN PACKING TAPE

I got car jacked in Evanston. Yeah, you read that correctly. Evanston. Not the goddamn demilitarized south side that I drove through an hour or so before. Not anywhere along LSD when I was stopped every three seconds either by a goddamn stoplight or someone changing lanes for no reason and thus causing a traffic jam. …

Coming from someone with a lifelong obsession with the green monster, including a massive collection of his items and tattoos: your daughter chose correctly and she’s in good company with the rest of us Hulk fans.

“THEY THROWIN’ CARS, HOW AM I NOT SEE THAT?!”

“Holy shit check out this goddamn basketball shot!”
*video doesn’t work, not even a little bit*

I was just quoting John Cusack in High Fidelity. But good to know!

Look I...I feel like this is kind of a safe place and so I can share this opinion and not be slaughtered for it. I...I like...I like the movie The Pest. Yes. The one with John Leguizamo and Jeffrey Jones. It’s a stupid movie. And not good. But I laugh my ass off every time I watch it and I just love it.

Real Steel made me cry. Yeah, I admit it. It’s out there on the internet now. I don’t care. It was a good movie - better than it had any right to be - and it made me cry dammit.