Can’t wait to hear Amy Schumer talk about her vagina again.

What really bugged me was there was a quick shot where he’s leaving the farm - located south of Chicago out in rural Illinois somewhere - and the road he turns onto has a perfectly clear shot of the city way off in the distance behind some hills and whatnot.

Fucking no.

First off, it’s Chicago. The only way you can see…

Buttfuckingham Palace is a totally different place though so make sure you don’t get the two confused.

What exactly happened here though? Cause it didn’t sound or seem to me like anything went wrong. She just started over. Also, what did she say? For being a live show they sure were quick with the censor button.

I shed no tears for dead Nazis. Burn in hell, motherfucker.

Man that is some epic hover-hand going on in that cover photo...

I’m a 6'4" white guy, I’ll go with you. I want to see this too and also have no one to go with and know that if I show up at the theater alone everyone is automatically going to assume I’m there to nab a kid. Screw you, I’m here for Lego Batman.

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted anything more in my life to happen. Please do this. We need this, SNL. Please. Give this to us. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

She got lowered from the ceiling which was still like 100 plus feet in the air. I mean it’s not AS impressive as jumping off the roof, but it’s still pretty damned impressive.

Why isn’t the Rockets mascot a, you know...rocket? Stupid mouse deserved it for being wrong.

Purdue just destroyed them 80-59. I think you got the answer to your story already: they are not for real.

Where can I fill out this application? None of it sounds “over-the-line” to me and I think Rob would appreciate my 6'4" 275lb services if he needs a bodyguard/personal assistant. I can assist and guard, easily.

I don’t advocate Allen’s actions or praise Duke in any way but with it being against Notre Dame he could’ve squared up and kicked him straight in the dick and I would’ve shrugged my shoulders.

This exact car, but in white, was the car I learned to drive in when I was 14. I believe it is why, to this day, I hate Mustangs so much.

IU, while admittedly sucking lately, was without Blackmon. NW’s win probably would not have happened had he been in the line up. Purdue just lost to Nebraska, which is going to piss them off, and they play extremely well when pissed off, so I’m guessing NW isn’t going to do much. Maybe I’ll eat my words, who knows.…

You guys referred to him as just “Donald Trump” in this article and not “President Donald Trump” or “President Trump” and I know it’s not the first time you’ve done so. I’ve gotta say, it’s subtle and I fully support the decision to not ever acknowledge him as President. For the next four years he will be “Trump”,…

You guys referred to him as just “Donald Trump” in this article and not “President Donald Trump” or “President Trump” and I know it’s not the first time you’ve done so. I’ve gotta say, it’s subtle and I fully support the decision to not ever acknowledge him as President. For the next four years he will be “Trump”,…

I know a guy that, when he gets gas in his car, he fills it like 9/10th of the way with regular unleaded then tops the rest off with racing fuel because “they combine in the tank and make my car perform better and give it better mileage.” Yeah, I like to refer to him in conversations with others as “this fucking…

How many pieces of gum did he swallow during this press conference?

Goodbye and good riddance. Also, don’t step to Pat McAfee.