Dude got LAUNCHED. Thank god he missed those rocks...

Pagano doesn’t need to go. Grigson does.

Jesus, that kid was in the air for a fortnight...

I sold a car for $5,000 flat that I still owed $2,400 on a loan. KBB told me it was worth closer to $6,000 but I knew I wouldn’t get that out of anybody so I set it at $5,000 flat, which someone jumped at. The guy paid me $5,000 in cash, drove me to my bank in my now “old” car, I paid the $2,400 off and then signed…

And smells kind of musty.

It’s either Pennsylvania or Philadelphia. It works for both. I like to think it’s his way of deciphering Philadelphia because on mail, Pennsylvania would just be abbreviated to PA. All mail he receives would say Philadelphia, PA on it.

I live in Indiana. No he is fucking not.

Why does the new White House logo look like a goddamned “Do Not Enter” sign?

The Gang Squashes Their Beef is clear down at #88?! Oh, you goddamn bitch. Goddamnit. You goddamn bitch.

Paraphrasing Louis C.K. here: Is “a racial slur” the new way of saying “the N-word?” And I don’t mean nigger, I mean like when white people say the phrase “the N-word.” Because that’s just the white persons way of saying nigger. You’re making *ME* say it. Just say nigger, you faggot.

I bought that Aukey vent car mount but I’m not entirely happy with it. It says it’s for any phone iPhone 5 or above and with me having a 6 Plus I figured it was ok, so I got it. Once it arrived I placed the magnetic square on my phone and took it and the vent mount out to my car. I placed the mount on the vent…

I bought that Aukey vent car mount but I’m not entirely happy with it. It says it’s for any phone iPhone 5 or above…

Christ, what a cunt. And this is coming from someone who has never actually used that phrase toward a person before. I just don’t know what else to say than go right for the most apt description. This woman is a massive, literal, Grade A, top-notch, mega-cunt.

Not to discredit Rex or Rob (or any other famous patrons you mentioned) but, given that I live in Indiana, there’s really not much else to do here than frequent whatever town you happen to be in’s Hooters. Is the food good? No. Is the staff of waitresses worth actually looking at? Most times no. But is it a decent…

Today is the 4th day of the year and I’ve already dropped 6 pounds just by altering my diet. I haven’t even worked out yet. Eat my dick, Hamilton. I’ll show you. I’LL SHOW EVERYBODY.

What? No. No. Wrong. I apologize for just now coming across this article and reading it and commenting where my comment most likely won’t even be seen but you almost immediately start out with a factual error. Yes, Johnny Ace pretty much invented the move. But DDP (Diamond Dallas Page) has never once in his life…

OVERHAND?!

Decrapper’s website says it works on Windows versions up to Windows 8 but my dad’s computer runs Windows 10 and I ran it on there just fine. Took longer than I expected, but his computer now is bare bones, which is precisely what he needs since he never does anything more than surf the internet and type up word…

Well, as of this morning, he fined him. And Zeke said “ok, I’ll match whatever fine you give me and donate it to the Salvation Army.” Once again showcasing that Goodell is an idiot.

I’m not arguing that the Cubs got screwed because they won the World Series for the first time in all of our lifetimes but man....I don’t really like this deal. The Cubs gave up not only Gleyber but like 3 other excellent prospects just to get Chapman, plus they paid handsomely for him, and now he’s right back in…

Sorry guys, I’m already outraged about something else today and my outrage meter can’t handle anymore right now, especially when it comes to something like some racist twat losing her job for being a racist twat. I’ll catch ya on the next one.