Legit? Wasn’t it just last week they only managed to score 70pts in a game against Indy? Mmmmk.

Doesn’t Ted Turner own CNN? As in, the same Ted Turner that was/is the enemy of WWE Owner Vince McMahon? The same WWE Owner who personally inducted his good friend Donald Trump into the Celebrity Wing of the WWE Hall of Fame? This isn’t an election with election fallout, this is all one big wrestling storyline. …

It’s not something I ever really thought about but after reading this article I realized that I have farted on every piece of furniture I’ve ever sat in in a store. Almost like a Pavlovian thing. “I’ll test out this couch, eh not bad, RIIIIP, ok let’s move over to that recliner and test that baby RIIIIP oh look they…

Can you guys do a story about Duke losing the same way you did one about the Cardinals losing? Please? I’ve been good! Can’t I be rewarded?!

So with the update it sounds like they went to a party then returned from the party to have sex...while the other two guys watched and then apparently thought they could get in on the action? Why were they still in the room in the first place? Were they invited to watch but not join? And then that wasn’t clear so…

Would’ve only been 2-0 had Corey Crawford not given up back-to-back goals in 7 goddamn seconds time. Whatever. Blackhawks looked like dogshit last night. It happens. Good game, Jets.

If 2017 kicks off with a Cowboy’s Super Bowl win it’ll automatically be worse than 2016 right out of the gate.

We’re all lucky that roof was there otherwise that ball would be in orbit right now and most likely be en route to blocking our view of tonights Super Moon.

I was there over the weekend and it’s not just the Wrigley walls. These people have written on any and every surface they could find. The walls, the sidewalks, street signs, apartment buildings across the street, construction tape, team banners featuring players and “hype-up” banners, construction equipment, metal…

Personally I enjoyed the fact that the ref had already thrown his flag and felt the need to throw something else once Kelce threw his towel so he just said “FUCK THIS HAT” and tossed that.

Fuck off, Hamilton. We waited 108 years for this shit and we’re gonna celebrate it clear up until we get another one and then we’re gonna celebrate that one and rub it in everyone’s faces then too. The days of being the laughing stocks are over. Now get over it.

Don’t you see it? PICK IT UP!

I can’t even wrap my head around how horrific and traumatizing this would be but I have to ask...did he keep count? Or did someone watching keep count? How the hell did they come to such an accurate number of 167 times?

Make the logo a giant middle finger. It’s what I give to the stadium every time I drive past it on the Dan Ryan. Of course, sometimes it just happens to be coincidence and I’m flipping off another motorist and it just happens to be as I’m going past the stadium, but still.

I want Ashley Feinberg on this story and I want her here yesterday!

We are used to losing. That’s why this hurts so much. Once again we got that glimmer of hope and the Baseball God’s just snatched it away.

Enjoyed a night out with friends at a crowded bar. I had stupidly worn sandals that night (yes, sandals to a crowded bar - I was *that* guy). Anyway, we somehow make it to last call and call it a night and walk back to our hotel. My friends wife, who is insanely hot, is drunk stumbling all over the parking lot and…

No, she wasn’t.

This was a very good story about my large adult son. Thank you.

Dorothy is great. Every Cubs game I’ve ever been to she’s been right there in the front row. She’s a true die hard and deserves this probably more than we all do.