Major League: Back to the Minors actually revealed that yes, they did go on to win the W.S. in Major League II. Only like three people on the planet though know that, myself included, because we are the only ones that ever watched it.

So they would have lost 10-3 instead then. Cry me a river.

Jay Leno’s Garage? What is this, a ripoff of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? He stole the Tonight Show from Conan and now he’s stealing Seinfeld’s thing too? The man knows no boundaries.

What an asshole.

I thinking yeah, he’s back.

Maybe we can make a banner out of it and hang it next to our Division Participant banner that we have hanging up already.

When I first clicked on the story I expected...well, y’know. Just look at Bills fans. Hell, most NFL fans. Instead I see a chick with a great body and a super nice ass. Incredible.

“Sean Rodriguez was the only Pirates player ejected.” - known piece of shit continues his streak of being a piece of shit. Shocking.

It’s not that the Colts are dead set on fucking Luck up, but that they’re dead set on letting him get fucked up. We’re 2 games into the season and he’s already spent enough time on his ass that he’s surpassed Kaepernick when he sits for the anthem. Their O-Line is so atrocious that it cost us Luck for a majority of…

“You hang up first. No you hang up. No you. No you hang up first. No you! You hang up first!”

For the love of Christ could you guys stop reporting on every single fucking person on every single fucking team that is doing this? I swear you’re the only ones who even care anymore and you only do so because each report gets you hits on your website from Trump supporters getting in a huff about “more disrespecting…

Seriously, can somebody punch him in the fucking face again? He clearly didn’t learn the first time.

Floyds Knobs over French Lick? Please. Go find a hooker and ask her for a Floyd Knob and she won’t know what you’re talking about. Now ask her for a French Lick and watch her go to work. Just make sure you have your wallet ready.

Am I the only one that was actually disappointed that that didn’t happen? I’ve read too many Funbags man. The dude set it up but didn’t deliver. Sad.

I go by my middle name simply because, shortly after naming me, my parents decided they didn’t actually like my first name and preferred to call me my middle name. My first name is only ever used for legal reasons, like when I vote or use a credit card and have to sign the whole thing, or show my drivers license. I’ve…

Sit. Stand. Kneel. Who gives a shit? As soon as EVERYONE stops talking about every single instance of it they’ll all stop doing it. Just imagine, the very first time Kaep and the like get ignored, they’ll go into “Oh, they don’t care anymore?” mode and shut it down. This isn’t about disrespecting the flag or anthem,…

“What did his dad say?

Instead of linking to a video discussing Crabtree’s celebration, could you maybe link to a video that actually shows Crabtree’s celebration? I want to *see* the mans Kenny Powers tribute, not listen to some jagoff coach *talk* about the Kenny Powers tribute. And speaking of Kenny Powers, in an apt Eastbound and Down…

The Jags win the division and the Colts finish 3rd at .500? Goddamn it Drew, drink AFTER you post. Jags aren’t ever going to win shit and the Colts, even if they suuuuuuck, still win the AFC South outright unless Houston manages a “miracle” like last season.

Don’t jump to conclusions so quickly. Cunt.