Rob tweeted that Ann didn’t laugh at any of the jokes so, upon watching the repeat immediately after the original airing I paid more attention and sure enough, she not only didn’t laugh, the “camera cut” to her where she was at least smiling was the same cut each time. They literally just used the same edited clip of…

My favorite part of the night was noticing during her “bit” that Pete Davidson and Rob Riggle were in the background having a full on conversation with each other, thus ignoring her entirely, which is exactly what everyone should have done. Then Pete made my night even further by responding to her unfunny/unoriginal…

I’d ask who she is but there are clearly no fans in attendance to even ask. Good on her for taking a stand in something she believes in though. Or kneel, I mean. Taking a kneel.

It’s all fun and game to read these signs each week but for real though, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the finals.

Goddamn you.

A coworker of mine has her taskbar on the left side of her screen. I have to help her with stuff all of the time and each time I immediately fly into a rage because I go to the normal, correct, bottom of the screen to access it and it’s not there and then I WHERETHEFUCKISTHEFUCKING before I remember she has it on the…

I used to miss him. I still do, but I used to too.

Everyone crying over the news of his death...I think the only respectable thing to do here is to just accept this sad news with quiet, dignity and grace....

SONOFABITCH BASTARD I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE I DO NOT WANT TO LIIIIIVEEEE.

I read that transcript and I...I just...what the fuck did he say? It makes no sense with the Shake and Bake, it’s nonsense!

Jesus. How the hell are all of these morons verified on Twitter but every time I try to become verified, despite having an account for 5 years and over 10k Tweets built up in that time span, I get denied? Is it because I don’t spout stupid, mundane racist bullshit 24/7 while moving from one subject I am outraged about…

I was going to point out that all of the emails appear to be from men until I discovered Leslie but then remembered that Leslie can be a name for a guy as well so I’m just going to stick with it then: shocking that each and every “hey, listen woman: you suck.” email came from a guy. SHOCK. ING.

You could call it “Uncomfortably Long Silence After an Opposing Player Jacks a Dinger Because Your Announcer is the Exact Opposite of a Professional and is the Biggest Homer to Have Ever Homed Field.” which may not fit on signage around the stadium so you’ll probably have to shorten it to Hawk Field instead.

Seriously…

Did he really look like a man with a plan? He was just a dog chasing cars. He wouldn’t know what do with one if he caught it.

Indiana is known for pork tenderloins and corn and this motherfucker parades around with the food known for the STATE SOUTH OF US. Mike Pence is nothing but a goddamned Traitor.

The story I read said Jericho got right in his face and shoved him, to which Brock leaned forward and kissed him on the forehead and said “kiss me back you pussy.” At which point Jericho shoved him again and Brock responded by saying “either hit me or kiss me.” and Jericho went in for the hit and got bear hugged by…

Real...fake...all I know is that’s the most blood I’ve seen pour out of a human being since Eddie caught a vein in his Great American Bash match against JBL. Last night was enough I said “Orton bladed....holy shit ok maybe he didn’t good god...” That was rough to watch and brought about an awful ending to a mediocre…

You shit yourself and passed out at Arby’s? Sounds like someone who ate at Arby’s, not worked there.

Culver, and the Academies, is in Marshall County, north of Fulton County. ND still holds their preseason camps or whatever there. They used a police escort this season, to and from, that literally had more cops and “protection” in it than Obama’s motorcade. Absolutely ridiculous sight to see. I’m gonna go with “they…

They’re Notre Dame football players. They’ll be let off the hook entirely and everyone will act like it never happened in the first place. Living in South Bend I witness it multiple times per season. The only people more “above the law” than cops themselves in this town are anyone with “Notre Dame athlete” attached to…

We sing the songs that remind me of the good times, we sing a song that reminds me of the best times...