If you give me a bag of these I will eat them non-stop until you take the bag away from me because I absolutely will not stop on my own.

Lunchables usually run $1 a piece at Wal-Mart. I’ve found that if I eat two of them for lunch I’m pleasantly full. Not stuffed. Not still hungry. But full. Plus, they make no mess and require no other method to eat them (no plate no napkin no nothin’). I don’t do it too often, cause they are pretty bland and boring…

*gets on the internet to look up tips on how to spend less time on the internet and stays on the internet for 9 straight hours foregoing every single plan that was made for the day*

And now he wants to kick you in the face. Look what you’ve done. Just look at it. Your joke backfired and you’re about to get facekicked. Are you happy? I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.

5'10"? Kick that fucking midget in the face and do it immediately. It’s ok, I’m 6'4" I’m allowed to say that.

Chris Sale is a whiny little bitch. That’s not a term I use often to describe a professional athlete but it’s true. He’s a whiny little bitch.

I never tire of Andre stories, or wrestler stories in general, but my favorite Wrestler Drinking story is still the one Steve Austin once shared (I think it was in his book) of either Mick Foley or Terry Funk (it was most likely The Funker) getting completely shit-faced hammered and walking across the street from…

Nope this is just plain. I’m quite boring, I eat plain things.

My cat loves potato chips. Every time I eat chips he comes running and will literally tap my hand with his paw until I give him one. Then he licks all of the salt off it and then eats it. He gets tired of this after like 2 or 3 chips, so it’s never much. He’s never had a problem with it but should I be concerned about…

Out here acting like a complete Jackal.

Pancakes are the biggest ripoff food. A package of pancake mix costs like $3.73 at the grocery store and one box can make like 200 pancakes (a regular size box, I mean). Restaurants then turn around and sell “stacks” (usually 3 pancakes) for like $6.95 or so per order. So $3.73 for an entire box at 200 pancakes per…

This adds nothing to the story at all but holy shit she is pretty. You hardly ever hear about pretty women getting blasted in the face like she did. That makes it an even rarer case of “wtf happened.” Usually you only hear about some beaten-down-by-life drunk-hag of a woman getting popped by some brute at a bar or…

He was trying to do the George Constanza “what type of fabric is this?” thing but forgot what body part to use to feel it.

He’s openly admitted that he was a full fledged bully when he was younger and that he knew he was one and that it was a problem which is why he got into wrestling and then fighting. Ever since I’ve read nothing but the fact that he’s a nice guy, a very private guy (dude moved to Canada and built a legit compound so he…

Karl Malone is my dad?

When I first heard this news my immediate reaction was to say “Why, did he punch an unfortunate every day citizen in the balls too?” Turns out I was pretty close.

There are some anomalies though. Both of my parents are 5'8". Both of their parents are also 5'8". My cousins are 5'9", 5'10". My brother is 5'7". I am 6'4". Nobody knows where my height came from. Nobody in my family, as far back as we can tell, was even over 6 feet. Maybe I’m adopted. Shit.

Anyway, tall people can…

I bought a Squatty Potty cause you guys recommended it. What? Don’t judge me. I have trouble shitting sometimes and I didn’t know such an item existed. Leave me alone. GAWL.

Every day it becomes more and more clear that cops just simply do not want to be held accountable for any sort of action on their part and when problems are brought to the forefront such as this and they are confronted with the fact that hey, maybe not everybody is entirely on your side and supportive of the way you…

A lot of people are ragging on the Lesnar/Hunt fight for being “Awkward and boring” but they fail to realize this: Lesnar beat the fuck out of Mark Hunt. He rained punches on him for all 3 rounds. He out-struck him 15 to 1 in the first round alone. The reason why it seemed so “Awkward and boring” though was because…