I, too, met Lou Ferrigno at the Chicago comic-con. Lou takes being The Hulk seriously, as he is always angry (and by angry I mean he is a dick). I am a HUGE Hulk fan and was so stoked to meet Hulk himself. Lou was not stoked to meet a fan, or, apparently, anyone for that matter. He yelled at someone a few people in…

Water is water but I know for a fact that name brand water is better in terms of quality and bottle strength than compared to like Great Value (WalMart’s brand) water.

Born in Indiana, continue to live here (because I am a moron). Worked in a grocery store when I was late teens/early 20's. You’d be surprised at the amount of people that live here and don’t even know they can’t buy alcohol on Sundays until they try to do so. They (rightfully) get so pissed. We also have a stupid…

You never called a retarded person a retard. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re being retarded.

This guy can get fucked ten ways from Sunday.

As the proud owner of a 2015 V6 I love my Camaro to death...but I really wish I had held off on splurging and getting it and waited for the ‘16. I love love love my car but the ‘16 just seems and sounds so much better in just about every aspect. Too late now!

My late teens were spent owning a crappy convertible which really only came in handy for one thing: doing drive by shootings but with bottle rockets. It required 3 of us. One to drive and the others to sit in the backseat. We concocted a metal pipe with a cap on the end and it was big enough we could cram 5 bottle…

35th? 35TH?! The pork tenderloin is the only good thing Indiana has ever invented in the entire 200 year history of this godforsaken corn filled nightmare of a state. Fuck outta here with your bullshit list.

He most definitely has a type of social disorder: being a pathetic asshole. Unfortunately there is no cure.

*clicks play with the intent of watching quietly while at work*

I saw this opening night and double headered it with Swordfish. Both were bad movies. Both are still bad movies. But I’ve continued to watch both movies, time after time, year after year, because despite being bad they’re still just so good. Can’t believe it’s been 15 years already though. Fuck I’m old.

I learned an important lesson today and that lesson is that if I get a dent in my car I can just pound the shit out of it with my fist and viola, the dent is gone. Thanks, Ireland!

I thought it was only British folk that farted in people’s general direction?

That glazed over look he gives at the end is reminiscent of when a local place has .30 cent wing night and I order $20 worth and get about 3 away from being completely finished. It’s part pleasure, part horror and part just straight staring into the abyss. I love it.

Yeah right like I have ADH WHOA LOOK AT THAT COOL BALL *runs away*

Ask me this question when he has 6 rings and equal or better accolades than Jordan and I’ll say yes. I’m sorry, but it’s the cold hard truth. He’s good. He’s damn good. But he is not Michael Jordan.

Hold shift.
Press Enter.
Viola.

Not 36 but I left Sam’s Club one night right when they were closing(last minute “forgot I need to go there and now feel like I jerk because I know they’re about to close” moment, sorry.) and as I put my cart away I noticed someone had forgotten a big pack of Bic pens in a cart already in the corral. I grabbed it to…

If you stop in the middle of the aisle and, therefore, clog traffic, you deserve much worse than just getting rammed with a shopping cart. That goes double for the people that enter a store and immediately stop in the doorway, for any reason.

I have. It did no good. Some nights my brain just simply does not “turn off.”