“SHE’S MISSUS FLORKHUT NOW!” - Correction, Mrs. Jaydlyn Florkhut, new wife to Bryxton Florkhut.

Hey enjoy another night at home while the kids scream and the wife stares a hate-fueled hole through your soul for being a 50/50 partner in creating this nightmare. My 32 year old no kid having single self will be over here taking in a live sporting event and/or going out for a few drinks and/or basically just doing…

I recently grew a beard and, shortly after it was officially “in”, I started suffering from something I’d never experienced before: beard dandruff. Really it was just dry skin, but still, it was quite embarrassing to see in the hairs and occasionally fly out onto my desk at work. After getting a haircut recently the…

“Resealable.” Yeah. I’m totally not going to eat an entire bag of Doritos as if there’s more than one serving in there. Sure! Tell me another one!

YOU FLUSH IT OUT, YOU FLUSH IT OUT.

WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT I CAN’T BE ANGRY I HAVE RIGHTS THIS IS STILL AMERICA GODDAMN IT I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER RIGHT NOW THIS IS BULLSHIT I’VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR 15 YEARS HOW DARE YOU?!

So, really, the government caught on to a booming business that they had no hand in and took it over to regulate the shit out of it and effectively control it/kill it just like they’ve done in the past with alcohol and tobacco and firearms and fireworks and oil and, most recently, marijuana? And they’re doing it to…

It’s not even an accurate headline. Crossbones dies in like the first ten minutes. So someone did die, it just wasn’t anyone relevant. Whatever.

That’s exactly what I said leaving the theater. All of that tension and build up with zero payoff. No real stakes, no real consequences. We were at one point when the movie started and when the movie ended we were at the same point. It was still a good movie, with some excellent scenes and character development, but…

I can’t wait for Notre Dame to go all Notre Dame and build a shrine to this kid and repeatedly talk about how beloved he was and how he was one of the greats and that the school will never be the same without him but because they are Notre Dame they will continue on with their tradition of excellence and remain a…

Haha. Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh harder. HAHAHAHA.

All of them have sisters named Jaylyn and Braylyn and Kaydyn.

I was quick to judge because I do not like “Big Papi” and initially chalked this up to a “typical Papi moment” but then I saw that second video where it clearly showed a called third strike that was practically in the damn dirt and I immediately switched and was on Ortiz’ side. I would’ve been PISSED about that, as he…

So by my calculations and bad math (math is not my forte), as a 6'4" 275lb “desk jockey”, I should be consuming 100g of protein daily, correct? 100 seems like a lot but then not really, when you spread it out over the course of the day. For what it’s worth, my current goal is to get down to 250. Then regroup from…

Well they don’t leave the turn signal on, it’s just a quick “one flash” of each one.

So is this what led to Sean Rodriguez trying to start shit or no wait never mind Sean Rodriguez is just a piece of shit so that’s a normal game for him.

I’ve never gotten the quick double brake light from truckers as a “thank you.” I always get the “one quick flash of the left turn signal and one quick flash of the right turn signal” as a thank you. In fact, it’s happened so many times, I do it myself in my car now to others who let me get over by telling me it’s all…

I live 5 minutes from ND and every day it’s a reminder I should just give up and kill myself. ND has their “In-State Rival” Purdue, who they’ve beaten like 33 years straight. They have “old rivalries” with Miami “The U” and, apparently, Texas, which was unknown to me but now that they’ve started playing them again,…

“My old go-to McDonald’s order was two plain burgers, fries, and a strawberry shake (for dipping the fries!).”

Obviously an absolutely horrible story. But what does “developmentally disabled” mean? I’m sorry to sound stupid by asking but there’s so many terms for so many things nowadays and I’m to the point of when I hear something I just have to ask “Ok, what’s that one?”