Living in this state is a nightmare because of bullshit like this from dipshits like Pence. I’d tell him to suck my dick but with both of us being men and all he’d pass some sort of Religious Liberty Freedom Pro-Discrimination bullshit law and end up literally owning my dick and taking it from me so instead I’ll just…

I’m not a KB fan by any means but this is just awesome. I’ve met a few celebrities over the years and while a majority have been nothing but sweet, others have been cordial at the very least and one just flat out told me to fuck off, so this is pretty cool to see. I don’t like openly harass people or scream like “OMG…

You know, I’m absolutely not advocating the abuse of power and strength here, but I don’t really feel bad for this girl. Have you met kids today? They have zero accountability. In fact, I’d go lower than zero and say they have negative accountability. They think they can do what they want to whomever they want with…

“...and I’ve been meaning to start Party Down for a while...” - ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? No, wait, never mind. You’re not. Get on it man. It’s downright hilarious.

I don’t mean this as any sort of disrespect to anyone with a nut allergy as those who have those have to live a very careful life and it would legitimately suck sweaty ball sacks to be so deathly allergic to something so small and insignificant but if I weren’t allowed to have peanut butter I would most likely kill…

Well I’m not afraid of heights or thrill rides. I’ll ride the fuck out of a roller coaster and not be bothered. I’ve sat in the front seat of Millennium Force at Cedar Point more times than I have fingers and toes to count on. BUT: I have this weird fear about going upside down. If it’s quick, like on a roller coaster…

Karma for all of the assholes tweeting and commenting that Jason Heyward should tear his ACL/MCL/Achilles whatever else they could come up with just because he got traded away to a better team. Suck failure, birds.

Yeah I can’t do that. My gag reflex is such that I can gag just by my own tongue being in my own mouth sometimes.

As a fellow Indianaian (sounds cooler than saying Hoosier) I know and understand your plight of finding proper female health care (I’m a male but a past relationship contained a OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO moment) but your story lost me at the “ffffflllllllpppppppptttttttt something just shits its way out of my vagina.”…

Wait, you can do that? Cause I’ve only ever coughed up mine (or had them shoot out when sneezing). Teach me your ways, cause then I can do this on my own and, hopefully, not have any issues any more.

Oh yeah and, also, as a kid I played basketball a lot and had my fair share of floor burns. One really bad one never healed properly and turned into what looked like a giant purple mole just below my knee cap. It was mushy to touch and would vary in size and I just assumed it was a mole until one day my doctor saw it…

Gotta be a tie, although the second one is more of a “WTF” thing instead of a gross thing.

Could I stand in one spot and not move for an entire half hour, unless it was to open a door for someone? Yes. Could I stand in one spot and not move for an entire half hour when the wind blows over a damn Christmas tree that is right beside me? Hell no. I would’ve jumped clear over that rug and tried to catch the…

Then fuck off and don’t click on the story in the first place. Christ. The hell is wrong with people? “oh hmm I don’t like what this article is about so I’d better not only click on it but then bitch about it as if anyone gives a shit about my opinion on not liking it.” To quote my good friend Stone Cold: You’re a…

WWE is featured regularly on ESPN and has a bigger and broader fan base than UFC which is covered incessantly. Just because you dislike it doesn’t mean it’s not popular nor a sport. Is it predetermined entertainment? Yes. Which is what UFC and NASCAR are along with Professional boxing and about 9 other sports. But,…

Having been born in 1984 I am the definition of a millennial and...am I supposed to be upset by this article or something? I don’t get it. Or am I supposed to be upset by the term millennial? Cause I hear that thrown around all the time and I don’t really care about that, or get it, either. I don’t know I just... I…

On the bright side, that’s the most clapping that’s been done at a Kings game in years.

They’re just out here having fun, man. And this is still just spring training. Just wait until around mid-July when they’ve already clinched the playoffs and are on top of all of baseball. I’m talking like 7th inning stretch orgies out in the bleachers kind of fun then. Cubs man. 2016. This is the year. Dig it.

It took me like 2 hours to read this article at work yesterday and I enjoyed every second of it (I kept getting interrupted) and now I demand more high quality in-depth articles such as this so I can further waste away the day reading interesting things online whilst getting paid. Thank you.

Watching that live it felt like Shane was in the air for a fortnight and I swear I had enough time to say “Don’t do it...ok he did it...he’s not gonna make it...he’s not gonna make it....holy shit he made it.” Good lord, man. This was just a run-of-the-mill Raw with a crowd that didn’t give a damn about anything but…