Well, Louis did. I just quoted.

Bummed that “Into a Bonfire” isn’t listed as one of the best outdoors places to piss. Plenty of camping trips have been ruined by the friend that gets drunk and, rather than stumble off into a dark forest, just stands up and unleashes onto a pile of hot coals and engulfed sticks and YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOU’VE GOT A…

HEY WHAT’D I TELL YOU ABOUT GIVING OUT MY ADDRESS ON THE INTERNET?!

Obama could nail all 63 bracket picks and The Right would still find some way to criticize him over it and complain that he did it wrong.

“Of course peanut allergies are bad. Of course. Of course. But maybe....maybe...if we ignore it and let everyone eat peanuts, in like a year we won’t have to deal with nut allergies anymore.” - Louis C.K.

Believe it or not it was the fact that I took the “gentlemanly” route and DIDN’T go in for a kiss at the end of the night. We had a great date and I thanked her for going out with me at the end of it and gave her a hug good night. The next time we went out one of the first things she said to me was she couldn’t…

Meanwhile I can’t sleep unless a screen is on. I sleep best when my TV is on with the sound down low, but if I’m not at home and at like a friends house with no TV in the bedroom, my iPad works just as well. Maybe I’m scared of the dark or something, who knows. I just know that light from devices doesn’t bother me in…

Lighten up, Francis.

Rex Ryan is totally the ghost of Babe Ruth in this scenario. You just know he randomly appears in teenagers bedrooms stinking of sweat and stale beer while chomping on an unlit cigar and spouting “Heroes get remembered kid, but legends never die.” before belching so hard while scratching himself he passes…

Jeff Fisher looks like he’s about two whiskey sours away from fucking one of his players moms and then never calling her again.

“WHY? DAMN YOU TRIPLE H...I MEAN J.R. WHY? SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY!!!”

Never mind, sit and stand combination desks are apparently a thing and I don’t know how to properly read comment sections to learn this information!

What do you do when you run out of tasks to do though? If that even happens, I mean. I’ve often thought about implementing a standing desk at my job but the problem stems from the fact that I’m only busy in waves. I’ll have nothing to do and then I’ll have like 5 things to do and then I get those done and have nothing…

There are 14 teams in the Big Ten so I’m gonna venture a guess that someone just couldn’t count and only made it to “12.”

People that eat Cheetos with chopsticks are the same people who candy bars with knives and forks and I WILL HAVE NO PART OF EITHER OF THOSE THINGS IN MY LIFE.

Living minutes from the campus, Notre Dame ruining my life is a daily scenario. This win still sucks though. I was rooting for SFA dammit. What fun is it if the “nobodies” don’t win?

So, an update: the crash was caused when a woman in a car spilled her drink and lost control of her vehicle and side-swiped the bus. The bus driver overcorrected and lost control and this happened. Secure your drinks, people!

I laughed when I saw this and immediately thought “That’ll be on Deadspin.” Way to be reliable, guys! *makes thumbs up sign*

This is March in Indiana. High School Basketball is religion. With the state finals set for next week there’s no chance they will postpone this game that long. They will make it up in a few days time or, yes, forfeit. And either way, it’s a kick in the dick for whichever team has to then play Saturday for State. Two…

Demotte is in the middle of nowhere (as is 90% of Indiana) and the picture looks like this happened on I-65 SO I’m guessing something happened like a huge gust of wind came across an empty cornfield and broad sided the bus and the driver lost control. Happens all the time with Semis and we often get “travel bans…