Even if Boston and Washington only have Russian roulette odds, finishing in the 2 seed and having to pull that trigger twice is a lot scarier than only pulling it once.

I’ve been following the USMNT since 94, went to France to see Iran rip my heart out and show it to me in 98. I’ve had Lucy yank the pointy ball away from me at the last minute many many times (Hi Freddy Adu! Hi hand of Torsten Frings, you son of a bitch!). Not gonna fall for it this time, nope.

Well, now we know what Jay Williams was trying to draw.

The lesson, as always, is never try.

$5.5 million? So much for the plan of keeping him hungry

Why are people so intolerant of my intolerance?

TFW you ask your wife/girlfriend to do that thing and she gives you the look and you try to pretend you were joking all along.

I would be a bit worried about Washington if I were Cleveland. LeBron/Shumpert can only guard 2 of the Wall/Beal/Porter trio, and Gortat should be able to keep Thompson from killing them on the boards.

The lighting was sub-par as well, 6/10

I kinda think the Browns are actually fairly well run now? Time to get ahead of the curve and shift mockery over to the 49ers who really deserve it.

Anxiously awaiting the office for Victims of Crazy Middle-aged White Guys since I’m pretty sure that’s who is gonna get me.

Surely there’s an HONEST racist out there that can be Attorney General.

I was gonna go Sam’s Choice but to each his own

Then Olympics Island it is!

Don’t see how the LA bid is viable right now, kinda hard to hold an Olympics when you won’t let any scary brown people into your country.

3-way with shirtless cupcake man-boob guy?

My mother was fortunate to get a teaching award from GWB, and while she’s no big fan of his she was more than happy to go. I promise you if she got the same award today she wouldn’t get within 10 miles of President Bannon or his sock puppet.

The world would be a better place if we got a Taylor Swift style breakup song from Dolan every time he fired someone.

Make grabbing her by the pussy great again.

I especially enjoyed the MJ shrug last night after Portland went under on the P&R and he punished them with a 3 for the third straight time.