We had to flood the swamp in order to drain it.

Does this mean the no baitin’ rule is no longer in effect?

“I’m sorry about all the rapes” didn’t say Briles’ attorney, Ernest Cannon of Stephenville.

Smart move by Huff, that Schilling 2024 cabinet isn’t gonna fill itself.

If you did anything other than vote for Hillary, then you helped Trump get elected. Period.

Does this guy really not realize how butt he is now?

Keep right on flipping my good man, give Trump supporters something to get pissed about besides Sharia law and taco trucks. Gotta have a little variety in your outrage diet.

Hahaha - no. Also, the sponsor will provide a handy way of dating your jersey.

50 shades of taint?

On a somewhat unrelated note, if you ever have the chance to go to Seville just do it, it’s awesome.

Me too, but if golden showers is what it takes to get the Idiocracy crowd to pay attention then piss away.

In Trump’s defense, I seriously doubt that he hired the hookers, almost certainly they were complements of our favorite shirtless horseback rider.

Always Douche Chef truthers.

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left

Getting suspended for a year to minimize wear and tear on your body before declaring for the draft is the new market ineffiency.

At least the Browns have a plan, AKA pointy-ball Trust The Process

Proof of Life for two drives in the second quarter, then hand it over to Captain Buttfumble in the second half.

I didn’t think he would do it, butt O’Brien really stuck his chin out on this one.

He’s not going 7-9.

Yep, just when you are at your happiest, that’s when something terrible is about to happen.