He may look like a tough guy but I hear behind closed doors Mrs. Clause has ol’ Santa by the truck nuts.

I’m about a 3-1 dog to ever feel that happy about anything ever again.

Until the Ginger Hammer starts punishing stuff like that leg twist more harshly than he does stupid crap like taunting and uniform violations he can STFU about player safety.

And would have made the semis if it wasn’t for that blatant blown call on the handball on the line against Germany. That would have set up a semi-final against South Korea which was imminently winnable. Yeah, I’m still bitter.

He’s not even worthy of being called Captain Checkdown yet, more of a Second Lieutenant Checkdown.

Simmons gets a lifetime pass from me just for Keepin’ It 1600, which has morphed into my 2x/week therapy session.

Less than 24 hours left for him to slander bears, kinda concerned he won’t get around to it.

Can’t wait to see how Arte Moreno chooses to light $200 million on fire this off season. He’s a stealth candidate for the Dan Snyder Terrible Owner award.

Well, at least this wasn’t the usual sausage fest.

Given that most people assumed that Adelson’s #1 priority right about now would be getting Donald Trump elected I gotta say thanks for taking one for the team, Las Vegas.

The USFL was actually pretty successful in a lot of markets before Trump turned everything to shit like he usually does.

Clint Dempsey, best US player ever. Fight me.

Your move, pretty much every NFL owner

What is first round pick? I have never heard of this.

If I were commissioner I would increase TV revenues by scheduling Saturday afternoon games after the college season is over, and by adding a second bye week to the schedule to create an 18 week regular season. This would also allow the league to schedule byes for teams the week before Thursday night games which will…

Dammit, I suppose that’s a pretty good point

How To Acquire An English Championship Club, by Vincent Tan:

The Nets would like to have a word.

Guess Kenneth Starr only gets worked up about consensual sexual acts.

So Albert, do you have your Jeb! eulogy ready to drop or are you just going to see where the muse leads you tomorrow morning?