Man, Jonathan Banks looks like shit.

Man, Steve King looks like shit.

A little bit colder than Houston, which is to be expected since Dallas is north of Houston both geographically and in the standings.

I too would like to work for someone undeniably great at his job and then make a career out of name-dropping him.

You just have to hit the target from there.

Ok, LeBron wants a break from creating for 46 a minutes a playoff game, fine. But don't you already have Kuzma and Ingram for that?

If you make a brunch burger with Waffle House hash browns on the other hand, then well, you might be on to something.

The best way to do this is something that 6'6" and under league used to do: any foul after six is two shots and the ball. If you’re a cool player you stay in the game with six fouls, if you’re trash you go sit down.

Turn 15 stands we’re jam packed, turn 12 about 3/4 full.

Oh, he’s pulled his arms off! That’s gotta be disappointing to the big Russian!

Nope, I’m a Mavs fan cheering on the tank right now, but I’ve never met a non-Rockets fan that isn’t tired of Harden’s crap.

It was also a bitchin game because Harden flopped around like a little bitch and got all the calls like usual.

The University of Arizona’s chief counsel could not be reached for comment.

His biggest weakness would be trying to win every hand, just check to him and let him bluff off his stack.

Let’s just do it and be legends, man.

Is this the Good Place?

I assume that you are calling out white women because you consider us white men as a group to pretty much unredeemable. To which I have to say, um, well, ok maybe you have a point.

Very disappointing that the discount you get for buying 6 4 packs of Kul is $0.00, so much for value.

Seems to me that any player that commits a foul that concusses a player should be automatically ejected, so as to not make causing concussions a competitive advantage.

Big shout out to H-E-B as well, which has their own disaster preparedness team, mobile kitchens, and got drinking water to some towns before FEMA was able to during Harvey. Their CEO also donated $5 million of his own money to Harvey relief.