You play to win 4 games!

Achtung Baby too low, Pop too high.

Just stay away from which bridge is best to sleep under, that’s Tomsula’s corner.

Thoughts and prayers to the 28 million of us that have this guy as our Governor.

60 Minutes really missed a trick not bringing him in as Andy Rooney’s successor.

I could get behind this take a little more if he wasn’t taking minutes from Matthew Dellavedova.

Be the Buffalo you want to see in the world.

They just really don’t wanna update that “X days since last workplace injury” sign.

Trust Dr. Nick’s medical process.

Rumors that they also farted in his general direction proved to be unfounded.

Nope, try again.

Beckenbauer obviously a bitof a surprise there.

Ready for that Rock and Roll Express comeback tour I see.

I predict a John Stones sleepy time moment to send them out in the round of 16 against a random South American side.

Burneko is actually a David Simon burner account, right?

None of these guys burned their hat with a tiki torch, real missed opportunity there.

Only a matter of time before the Mooch evolved into a sentient Maury gif.

Ladies and gentleman, your next White House Press Secretary.

West coast game, 500 people in the stands, the confusion is understandable.

First bad omen for the Patriots was when Andy somehow had all 3 timeouts for their end of first half drive.