Turn 1 at COTA is pretty bananas. You’re coming up that hill, braking later than you think because you’re already starting to lose momentum from the steep hill, and you can’t see the apex until the very last moment. You know where it should be, and you look for it.

That’s exactly what they did with COTA. Mind you it’s one of the few newer tracks that actually has significant elevation change around the property. 

This campaign makes 0 sense coming, as it does, on the tail of their anti-craft-beer (disguised as anti-beer snob) campaign set in the same universe. 

he didn’t mean no harm. 

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away

*Free ventilation to prevent overheating of cargo during hot summer months. .

Shit happens.

“It ain’t me, it ain’t me. I ain’t no military son, son.” - fortunate Son

[Bill Simmons Voice]

Given the way Porcello and Price have been pitching this year, they’re perfectly cromulent 2nd and 3rd starters for the postseason.

It’s not about guys having to wait; it’s about why T.O *specifically* had to wait. The same group of men that decided that T.O would have to wait allowed Michael Irvin, who in his prime was a coke addict, (allegedly) abused women and literally stabbed his fucking teammate in the neck with a pair of scissors was a…

TO didn’t just play any playoff game with a broken leg, it was the goddamn Super Bowl. If Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb hadn't figuratively and literally, respectively, barfed that game away, TO would have been the fucking MVP.

What? They only took the kids? Did the goats cross the border illegally from Oregon?

This is wholly inconsequential to this entire shitshow, but they’re playing the anthem before practice now?! PRACTICE?!?!

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

good thing he was born in south Africa, cause he would already be talking about 2020

Interesting non sequiter. Article is about a CEO and founder personally threatening journalists, and you somehow turned it to be nothing but click bait because it doesn’t talk about inventory. 

I split time for work between Tokyo and the US, but the attitude of cops is one thing that is profoundly different between the US and Japan. In Japan, there are no public intoxication laws, so shockingly, cops’ jobs are to make sure drunk people are safe.

“It’s not fair! Colonel Sanders was always manhandling breasts and slobbering over thighs, and no one made him sign confidential settlements with the chicks involved.”