There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Because this crime is some straight-up Boomer bullshit. Endangering the lives of strangers because you don’t like the way an affordable method of transit looks on the sidewalks in your neighborhood? Peak Boomer dickhead selfishness. You would literally never see a Millennial do something like this. We’d just find…

There’s a bird named peacock.  People forget that.

Why?  You can buy the entire series on dvd for like, $40.

wow guyth, he thounds pretty Thor about it

“A single that isn’t a walk” is also known as a single.

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

“BRC owner Stephen Gore...”

Some tires include other handy codes that can help identify whether the tire is old enough to warrant replacement:

someone who would do good (Corbyn) but the media repeatedly calls him anti-semitic and the rubes eat it up.

An Austrian guy? Probably not, no. 

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

Mattingley’s sideburns are still too long. 

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

It’s like The Big Bang Theory but funny.

the writing ... can never, ever go down in quality — or else they risk a wild backlash.