There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

wow guyth, he thounds pretty Thor about it

“A single that isn’t a walk” is also known as a single.

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

Some tires include other handy codes that can help identify whether the tire is old enough to warrant replacement:

someone who would do good (Corbyn) but the media repeatedly calls him anti-semitic and the rubes eat it up.

An Austrian guy? Probably not, no. 

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

Mattingley’s sideburns are still too long. 

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

They always overbook preview screenings to ensure sold out shows. I guarantee you it said that on your passes.

So it’s the Supreme Court ruling on the specifics of the law and constitution. Refreshing.

Plus side, we found Bob Costas’s Kinja.

#SAD

Nope.

the writing ... can never, ever go down in quality — or else they risk a wild backlash.