You were cleaning something, alright.

Dead Bath & Beyond

Now I’m no fancy scientist, but my evidence suggests adding whiskey to water makes it taste better, too.

Something something disrespecting the military something something not your First Amendment right something something Obama is a islam something something.

Libertarians are fucking idiots.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

i contain multitudes.

i contain multitudes.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

I like this version of Jeff Sessions a lot more.

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

Fake news. Gravity is just a theory.

I don’t see bone color.

little known fact: Bartolo Colon has undergone 2 Jimmy Johns surgeries.

Do you not understand how this series works?

I’m not sure anyone is arguing that if this happened while Obama was president, he would ignore it. I think the point is that if Obama was president, this wouldn’t have gotten this far in the first place.

Oh, is Pedro Sandoval fat, too?

proving once again that no one on Reddit has had an original thought ever

Still better than his piece of shit dad All.