as someone who’s dislocated his kneecap about a dozen times, it hurts like a MFer. then it pops back in and a few days later you’re alright

the markup is high because human beings work in that store, and theoretically have some expertise in helping you to find the right running shoe, and they want to be paid a fair wage for their labor and expertise.

just water alone will not get all the poop off. even if he can’t see it, mr. fancy balls has a shit-covered towel living next to his toilet at all times.

corbin struck out more batters in the first three innings than there were outs?! That is an electric start!

and all this time i’ve been larping stone cold sober. what an idiot! cvs, here I come!

and all this time i’ve been larping stone cold sober. what an idiot! cvs, here I come!

and all this time i’ve been larping stone cold sober. what an idiot! cvs, here I come!

you may be shocked to learn that different courts have different procedures for handling trials and sentencing.

if there’s a country left to ruin, that is.

much as you’re trying to shoehorn in a big old shitting on philly sports fans (a very tired take), they actually do support the hell out of their players.

dirty jalapeno chips should be the start and end of this discussion.

francesco rinaldi is better than all these by a mile. you can thank me later.

wow. big swing and a miss. francesco rinaldi is legit good, far better than every sauce you have listed here. try it sometime!

I mean, it sounds terrible and all, but if you’re a grown ass man who spends $95k on a my little pony necklace, i just can’t muster up all that much sympathy when you get jacked

Barry, bud. slow down with the articles until you proofread them, please.

but, states’ rights!

oh! now i get it!

unions FTW