John Oliver is doing God’s work.

I lived in Melbourne, Australia for a year a few years back. There “cheers” was pretty much the universal replacement for “thanks”, “goodbye”, “have a good day”, and “bugger off mate” (probably). I picked up the habit and use it regularly, in addition to “mate”. My kids rightly think I’m a grade A Dork.

I was too stunned to say anything but her rudeness and almost “how dare you think you can fit in MY size” tone hurt me.

I’m a size 16 and a coworker grabbed my jacket mistaking it for hers. Handed it back to me asking “Um why are you carrying a jacket you obviously can’t fit in?” I didn’t say anything but slipped it on and buttoned it. She turned bright red and mumbled an apology. Both my coworker and that nosy old man SUCK.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

puja is also a woke bae

You wouldn’t have mud butt if you sat to wipe, dumbass.

I KNEW IT!

We have Friday kiss parties where we all kiss.

Yeah I don’t know her.

I’m a man who sits.

Who’s Drew

Can I have my trophy back?

i still don’t know

I personally love everything going on today.

Too bad

Filed to: Becky