‘fucko’ is such an underrated word.

I’m not sure of the origin, all I know is that you will not be able to put your hat on my bed. :)

My grandfather used to go by “no hats on the bed” but one night he came home from the hospital where my grandmother was and in exhaustion just collapsed and went to sleep, hat on the bed.

Dick Pound is always funny.

Hasn’t the swimming/diving facility in Federal Way hosted national championships in the past?

well i’ll be a monkeys uncle.

Any Emmitt Smith Lock Of The Week we can get in the offseason is like getting surprised with chicken fried steak instead of oatmeal for breakfast. SATISPIEING.

I saw the Pilots play Oakland on my 7th birthday. Reggie Jackson was a rookie and hit two balls entirely out of the park. Granted, that wasn’t a huge deal in Sick’s Stadium but I was pretty impressed.

Seconded. There are many reasons Seattle fans can be dickwads but our hate for A-Rod remains pure and undying. We do like to hold onto our grudges, don’t we Seattleites who are STILL BITCHING ABOUT THE PITTSBURGH SUPER BOWL LOSS.

fucking is pretty good everywhere.