But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Agreed.

Still nothing pithy to say, so serious will have to do:

Are you joking? It is the single best thing in the world about living on the West Coast.

It’s the best, one of the few things I miss about the West Coast. You wake up, have some eggs and hash browns, and watch football all day. Then at night, you drink a ton of water, smoke a little bit to unwind, and you can actually go to bed at a decent hour.

Aubrey decommitted when they addressed the thank you note to Drake.

Ween can make its comeback with a “More Country Greats” album. “Vice President Tim Kaine, harmonica...”

The Irish Goodbye is the only way to leave

You can’t convince me anyone has ever actually enjoyed an IPA.

I don’t like IPAs because they taste like battery acid. I WAS FIRST ON THE HATING IPAS BANDWAGON

Yes, it is. But anything you buy in a container, can, or tetra pak tastes like sweaty puddle water.

Took a page from the Sounders.

This kills me to admit it, but Seattle SHOWED UP. That was legit crowd support.

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

Fucking relax

Fuck hulk hogan, fuck peter thiel, and fuck anyone who cheered them on.

That is very nice! And they both look great.

Why do you have to be that person?

If you give a shit about keeping religoin out of politics or a woman’s right to choose, then you vote for the Democrat. ANY Republican getting SCOTUS picks isn’t an option. It’s time to grow the fuck up.

You get rid of Super Delegates and you end up with a candidate like Trump.