I’ve wiped sitting down my whole life and have never ever come anywhere near the water or what’s in it. Ever. Not even close. And why would you reach between your legs and under your balls? Is this a thing many sitters do? Can we have a poll seeing if that’s the case? I always reach around and wipe balls to back.

“It’s basically a five-second race between two people.” Holy crap, when did they put hidden cameras in my bedroom?

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

Awww man! Soooo ... we were going to wait to announce this until next week but I’m terrible at keeping secrets — I’m coming back to Deadspin :)

Only, and ONLY, if you use Paddle Controller.

I regularly read DS and like it very much, so I know what it’s like usually! What I appreciated here is that Anna managed to communicate the necessary information while still couching it in language like, “says the description for a YouTube video from the National Basketball Association.” This, to me, is a good joke.…

The best. But I know someone who gives even better advice, most of the time, anyway.

loved both those dunks a lot

great q JR

I found this news article to be very informative, thank you. Refreshing to have a woman write for this website, imo.

“Is there a bigger deadbeat/absent mom in Hollywood than Kate Hudson?”

They’ve been waiting for their chance to charge the mound ever since Randy Johnson murdered their mom.

“the LA Lakers” “known for having players who are good at their jobs”

Yes Ron

lol sir or ma’am I don’t know what that means and— to be honest with both of us —today is not the day I’m gonna learn

This is good Dogspin.

oh... we know from good dogs

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

The prodigal juggalette returns.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?