Best of luck with the new job.

:(

Eat shit, friends.

(miss you already)

I obviously cannot know what Pachulia’s intentions were Saturday night—he is, after all, a big lumbering oaf, and there were bodies on the floor at his feet, and shit happens

Sorry, nope. That type of stupid shit is exactly what leads to complaining and fights - one minute it’s a foul, the next it isn’t. It’s either a rule or it’s not. When it’s something in between you’ve now entered the realm of professional wrestling...

Noone cares. +0.

A Raymond Felton comment without a fat joke?

I suspect your sarcasm detector may be in need of recalibration.

Rivers won’t get the bulk of the minutes, he plays mostly backup 2/3 for them anyway. Those minutes will go to Ray “Living Meatball” Felton. Who as everyone knows finally wrestled that nickname away from Khalid El-Amin in a chicken wing eating contest this past Memorial Day.

Doucheruptor?

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

I just got engaged recently. Was doing some preliminary planning with the fiance last weekend and I stated that my one non-negotiable position on the wedding was that their be no choreographed dancing whatsoever. I’ll walk into my own wedding reception like A GODDAMN ADULT NOT SOME SELFIE-TAKING MILLENIAL TWEEN…

Your user name would indicate to me that you might be Ron Baker himself, assuming you are a Wichita State “Shocker” in “Gloomtown” (aka New York Knicks locker room.)

It’s tricky, have you seen how fast they run?

It’s not like anyone forced you to read this article.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

Dabo: “How’s it look, doc? Can he play?”

ESPN reported that he was medically cleared to return

Steelers fan here. It was hard, but clean.

Cyclocross is the best version of cycling for TV consumption. The elites will be streamed on the USAC YouTube channel Saturday and Sunday morning.