lets keep this train rolling

Your own PC, and then buy the controller.

Ricky Gervais performing with a Muppet.

I see you don't like comedy then.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

How about we have it like this and not shoved in our face?

I hate you. :p

http://pastebin.com/64SbjTv3. So you can report it first. Here is DERP.. It's a kid using LOIC which is a hive ddos tool. Hardly impressive.

Everyone is a better singer than him.

No, it upstages better currencies.

An article about consoles? Better remind everyone that you play on a PC! How would we ever get on with our lives without knowing this helpful information? =D

Why does this not have more likes and/or a Kickstarter?

Jude Law?

Oh okay, I see you're just a troll. Then never mind, enjoy the few crummy "deals" you get.

NeckBeardy McGigavirgin

I'm a fan of the old games, but I have this one as well and like it. I miss the old Dante, but, honestly, DmC is a fun game, rebooted Dante is not as terrible as some people claim, and I don't think it warrants all the hate it has received.

Know in your heart that it will be broken