Oh, THAT’S why I roll my eyes so much!

Why the long fa—-OH MY GOD

Thrown off the Alabama Supreme Court: Fine

Until the subdural hematoma kicks in.

WHOA! How does that guy get up? Must’ve been a glancing blow.

Thrown off the Alabama Supreme Court: Fine

If only the horse had given him what he deserves:

The GOP sold its soul 35 years ago with Reagan. The rest is just shit circling down the drain into a herpes infected cesspool.

And now you’re on a NSA list, SAD.

I will dance and sing the day Trump is assassinated or dies from some cardiovascular issue. I don’t care how it happens, I want that orange piece of shit in a fucking grave.

I wanna know what’s in that cooler...

Although, looking at the full shot on her FB it looks like she’s got a grateful dead sticker on that bad boy too. Which might just mean she’s who I’d be if I were Texan? Which then means the cooler’s full of greek yogurt and diet coke. Less intimidating.

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone were to find a body in one of those:(

Carcasses. Right? It has to be carcasses.

That....looks like a gun case? Am I wrong? Yeah I’m wrong. My perspective was screwed up. Carry on.

I wanna know what’s in that cooler...

My local school board has student board members, and I routinely see them showing more leadership, and certainly more courage, than our elected officials.

I screwed up and confused them with the BET Hip-Hop Awards, which happened tonight. Story’s been updated with the correction.

The real nightmare would be trying to cook that thing so that everything is done at the same time.